Fortunately they are from yesterday!
(Dumb goofy tongue sticking out smiley face)
Source: Ocean Up and Pink Boulevard.
For an added bonus, we’ve seen these photos but a nice little article is included about how Shia lives off Parliment cigarettes & black coffee as well as the fact that he apparently weighs less than, well probably all of us!
Source: Celebrity Goss
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chill!
Another one from me today…
He’s just got such a great smile.
Regarding Celebrity Goss…I have so many issues with that story. Yes I know it is ridiculous to pick them apart. But I have to do this for my own sanity. Cause the stupidity just gets to me soooo much. So…
Eating disorder my ass! He just started smoking again and thats probably hot chocolate in that cup. Don’t hate the man for his hot chocolate love.
Besides, my father has lived on coffee and cigarettes his whole life and he isn’t a buck 40 so it isn’t a cure all for weight loss.
They refered to 5′9″ as “so short”. Really so short? Ok sure.
700 calories a day my ass. Those chicks that you can see their rib cages and they count the amount of calories in gum and know how many calories one peanut has, consume 700 calories a day. I watched the damn HBO special…that’s how I know.
And the author of that article is “Kaiser”. Like the HMO?!
It’s good to know in one day Shia has one article field under “eating disorders” and one about him and his love of the threesome. -an eye rolling smiley the likes that has never been seen before!
“He’s just got such a great smile”
I love the smile. And cause I know you were wondering, yes I put that smile there. You are welcome.
Can I have a chick moment?
Can we all please go to the Pink Blvd. page and look at those black heels with the diamond design in the red box.
When we click on the box that pair is no where to be found.
Yes they are probably $4000 shoes but what kind of sick bait and switch is that? Why can’t I see those damn shoes up close???!!!!
I’m not going to lie, I would sell my first born for those shoes. I would hold them at night as I slept and tell them I love them more than life.
ANYWAY….
I love this face:
http://www.pinkblvd.com/wp-content/gallery/shiainshermanoaks0709/02.jpg
Who the hell is ‘Kansas-based certified personal trainer Marty Tuley.’? Does he know Shia? Probably not. Has he trained Shia? Doubtful. Is he jumping to baseless conclusions trying to get his name in a trashy magazine? Of course. Or did he just see Shia in a movie and went into his delusional pathetic life and jump on the band wagon of insulting and trying to dehumanize another person for their own profit? Yes. Fuck head.
“Can I have a chick moment?”
I had no idea where you were going with this…
“Can we all please go to the Pink Blvd. page and look at those black heels with the diamond design in the red box.”
I can’t believe I went looking for shoes! -secretly loving those shoes but what would I do with them smiley
“I’m not going to lie, I would sell my first born for those shoes. I would hold them at night as I slept and tell them I love them more than life.”
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem Lailai. Come back to the light.
“Or did he just see Shia in a movie and went into his delusional pathetic life and jump on the band wagon of insulting and trying to dehumanize another person for their own profit? Yes. Fuck head.”
Nitsy is pissed off tonight. -staying out of her way smiley
“Who the hell is ‘Kansas-based certified personal trainer Marty Tuley.’?”
He is Kansas based certified personal trainer Marty Tuley. That’s who. He knows all about Shia’s eating habits. Or at least saw the pic of Shia smoking with coffee and was able to give a “professional opinion” about him “crash dieting”. Cause no actors ever lose mucle mass after a movie is over. That has never been heard of before. Thanks for the good catch Marty. -smartass smiley winking at Marty in Kansas.
Wait a minute? Who the hell has a personal trainer in Kansas? Is “Marty” the homeless guy outside the office who offers opinions on everything from celeb weightloss to prophecy fulfillment? -smartass smiley kicking it up a notch
“Or did he just see Shia in a movie and went into his delusional pathetic life and jump on the band wagon of insulting and trying to dehumanize another person for their own profit?”
Can’t add anything to that! -well said smiley
“Fuck head”-hehe
“Nitsy is pissed off tonight. -staying out of her way smiley”–(smiley who is trying to stay pissed off but can’t help laughing at getting that response)
“Who the hell has a personal trainer in Kansas? “–isn’t Kansas personal training just shucking the corn at 4AM?
“isn’t Kansas personal training just shucking the corn at 4AM?” -ha ha don’t ask what I will be doing at 4am smiley
Here is my take on this disregard anything that begins with “Kansas based…” Do we need to get into the intelligence that is Kansas?! You can’t fuck with Kansas because they won’t know that it is happening. There is a reason why Kansas is smack dab in the middle of the country. It is like the fat kid that can’t make it out of “monkey in the middle” Don’t get me started on the monkeys and Kansas.
I hate Kansas but alas will be headed there next Saturday… -bastard smiley
–(smiley who is trying to stay pissed off but can’t help laughing at getting that response)- dodged a bullet smiley and -pats herself on the back smiley
“will be headed there next Saturday”–care to elaborate on that?
“secretly loving those shoes but what would I do with them smiley”
Just love them.
“The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem Lailai. Come back to the light.”
NEVER!
“isn’t Kansas personal training just shucking the corn at 4AM?”-hehe loving the pissed offness smiley
“It is like the fat kid that can’t make it out of “monkey in the middle”
Oh that is an image! Now I feel bad about making fun of Kansas.
““secretly loving those shoes but what would I do with them smiley””– I’m trying to find these infamous shoes but no luck. Can you give a link here?
“Now I feel bad about making fun of Kansas.”–oh shit, isn’t Maple from Kansas? (shocked smiley worried that I offended her)
“will be headed there next Saturday”–care to elaborate on that?”
Uh I am 30 minutes from Kansas and need groceries.
“Just love them.”
I don’t think I am there yet.
“NEVER!”
http://www.papierdoll.net/themag/2007/08/01/coutorture-how-a-serious-shoe-fetish-can-seriously-harm-your-health/
“Oh that is an image! Now I feel bad about making fun of Kansas.”
Don’t they are the fat kid who is also a bully but really stupid. It is okay to make fun of them, like imbred cousins in the south- always okay to make fun of them too.
“I’m trying to find these infamous shoes but no luck. Can you give a link here?”
No that’s my frustration! Go to the PinkBlvd. pics and either on the side or half way down the page in the middle there is a red box. It has black heels with diamonds all over them.
“oh shit, isn’t Maple from Kansas?”
Nah, isn’t she from Michigan?
“oh shit, isn’t Maple from Kansas? (shocked smiley worried that I offended her)”
From but not still there. She got out just like Dorothy did. What you didn’t see from the Wizard of Oz was the line after “Oh Toto we aren’t in Kansas anymore” the next line was “bout fuckin time those bastards are just off their rocker.” No really she said it.
But she is from there but now lives in Wisconsin. Jeez people don’t you all take notes?
About the shoe fetish hurting my feet, I don’t wear the shoes to walk in. Shia just likes me to wear them when he get it on. So I don’t have those nasty high heel feet some women get.
“But she is from there but now lives in Wisconsin”
Damn it that’s what I meant. Seriously I knew that.
“Uh I am 30 minutes from Kansas and need groceries. “–what, you don’t even have a grocery store in your town?
“Shia just likes me to wear them when he get it on.”–isn’t that the only point of shoes like that anyway? (naughty winky)
“what, you don’t even have a grocery store in your town?”
Oh we do but there are better ones across the state line. What you don’t have to leave the state for food? -hating podunk more and more smiley
“About the shoe fetish hurting my feet, I don’t wear the shoes to walk in. Shia just likes me to wear them when he get it on. So I don’t have those nasty high heel feet some women get.”
So the heel marks on his back, ribs and neck are literally heel marks? -enjoying the scars left from that smiley
“across the state line.”– sound like you are a fugitive on the run for some really great bagels.
“What you don’t have to leave the state for food?”–considering it would take about 4 hours to actually get to another state, no.
“-enjoying the scars left from that smiley”–NO MORE SCARS!!! (guarded smiley holding back the donkey dick smiley’s rage)
“sound like you are a fugitive on the run for some really great bagels.”
Well when I was looking for tofu it did feel a little like I was smuggling contraband back into Missouri.
“considering it would take about 4 hours to actually get to another state, no.”
Nitsy I am 30 minutes from Kansas and an hour or so from both Oklahoma and Arkansas. It is like a wonderland here. A friggin banjo playing teeth missing wonderland.
”–NO MORE SCARS!!!”
Tell Lailai that not me. I am just licking the wounds.
“(guarded smiley holding back the donkey dick smiley’s rage)”
Wow that was a smiley from the forum. That smiley has “restraining order issued” next to her profile. -backing away from Nitsy slowly no way in hell of turning my back on her smiley
Is this where Lailai is going to register for her baby shower?
http://www.heelarious.com/index.php
“backing away from Nitsy slowly no way in hell of turning my back on her smiley”–that’s what happens when Shia is on the line (smiley sharpening her claws to defend her man)
“Is this where Lailai is going to register for her baby shower?”
Those were frightening!
“that’s what happens when Shia is on the line (smiley sharpening her claws to defend her man)”
So all of our smileys do come equipped with weapons they aren’t afraid to use. Nice…
““Shia just likes me to wear them when he get it on.”–isn’t that the only point of shoes like that anyway?”
Yes. I’ll pay $400 for sex shoes with no problem.
“So the heel marks on his back, ribs and neck are literally heel marks?”
Wow I’m really bendy in your world.
“-enjoying the scars left from that smiley”–NO MORE SCARS!!! (guarded smiley holding back the donkey dick smiley’s rage)” haha
“A friggin banjo playing teeth missing wonderland.” haha again
“Is this where Lailai is going to register for her baby shower?”
That is wrong on about a million levels. If I did that, next thing I know I would be entering her in a beauty pagenant.