Yep, supposedly they are in an “open relationship”.
Additionally, the insider claims that Megan and her co-star Shia LaBeouf share an “open relationship” and added, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she invited other girls into their bed for threesomes. She’s focused on being with Shia in the near and long-term.”
Source: Socialite Life
B76
chill!
This one is just ridiculous but I had to post it anyway.
Um, wouldn’t that technically mean that Megan and BAG are in an open relationship? If this were remotely true they would be the open relationship.
I love how quick it went from Shia and Megan being a couple to them having threesomes with other chicks. Next week they will be married but in a open marriage. But I do love that they put the quote about her and Shia with pictures of her and the man she is actually in a relationship with.
Damn those people for making Shia “threesome guy”. Let’s keep that image out of our heads thank you. -and no Ruby I don’t want to hear shit about “why can’t he have threesomes? He is young and having fun” smiley.
Shit like this makes me so fucking angry!! Who the hell are these ‘insiders’? I’ll tell you-they are NOBODY!! It’s the person who has nothing better to do with their pathetic fuck ass lives and make up crap about people to cause controversy. They just want to make other people look bad and make up problems that don’t exist for their own fucking sick pleasure. They can fucking suck my donkey dick!!
Um I don’t know which I LOVE more:
“their pathetic fuck ass lives”
OR
“They can fucking suck my donkey dick!!”
Wait who am I kidding? It definitely is the donkey dick sucking!
B or Chill-
Can we get “They can fucking suck my donkey dick” moved to Beat Off Bread. Cause that image successful replaced the threesome image that article gave me. -smiley that couldn’t love the phrase “suck my donkey dick” more and is just trying to figure out how they can use it in day to day life.
“This one is just ridiculous but I had to post it anyway.”
At first I thought that this was a quote from Megan. Nope just a “source.” Which isn’t that code for “we are making shit up but if we claim a source we don’t have to name anyone.”
“Um, wouldn’t that technically mean that Megan and BAG are in an open relationship? If this were remotely true they would be the open relationship.”
I thought the same thing.
“Damn those people for making Shia “threesome guy”. Let’s keep that image out of our heads thank you. -and no Ruby I don’t want to hear shit about “why can’t he have threesomes? He is young and having fun” smiley.”
Well sorry to disappoint you but I don’t see Shia as the threesome “let me jump in there” guy. Threesomes are gross. -no joke I really think they are gross smiley
“They can fucking suck my donkey dick!!”
That so needed to end with a smiley but I am thinking that Nitsy just wasn’t feeling the smiley.
But from threesomes to donkey shows… who knew.
“Wait who am I kidding? It definitely is the donkey dick sucking!”
Ha Ha Lailai and I both pulled out the donkey dick sucking for emphasis in the cut and paste. -scary funny smiley
“Can we get “They can fucking suck my donkey dick” moved to Beat Off Bread. Cause that image successful replaced the threesome image that article gave me. -smiley that couldn’t love the phrase “suck my donkey dick” more and is just trying to figure out how they can use it in day to day life.”
I can’t say that I will want to work that into conversation here in podunk. That would be like calling out sheep dick in Montana. -creepy brokeback smiley
“At first I thought that this was a quote from Megan”
I did too.
“Nope just a “source.” Which isn’t that code for “we are making shit up but if we claim a source we don’t have to name anyone.”
I always thought a “source” was someone in the person’s camp that wants money so makes shit up.
“Well sorry to disappoint you but I don’t see Shia as the threesome “let me jump in there” guy. Threesomes are gross”
You know, as I was typing that I wondered if you would say threesomes are nasty. So I take it back Ruby. It’s good to know we all don’t see Shia as “threesome guy”.
“Lailai and I both pulled out the donkey dick sucking for emphasis in the cut and paste”
Um, how could you not?!
“That so needed to end with a smiley but I am thinking that Nitsy just wasn’t feeling the smiley. “–thanks for your concern, but no, I was NOT feeling very smiley (smiley face flipping the bird to the fucking ’source’)
“(smiley face flipping the bird to the fucking ’source’)”-chuckling smiley loving the bird flipping.
“I did too.”
I was going to restate my belief that it is time for her to leave. But no it was just a source, what ever that means.
“You know, as I was typing that I wondered if you would say threesomes are nasty. So I take it back Ruby. It’s good to know we all don’t see Shia as “threesome guy”.”
To be honest I don’t see most guys as the threesome guys. But I really don’t see him as one at all.
But glad I can surprise you all every now and then.
Threesomes are gross, foursomes are much better since they are even and all. -would never know what to do in a foursome just talking out of my ass smiley
“(smiley face flipping the bird to the fucking ’source’)”
We do need a flipping the bird smiley and his cousin eat a dick smiley. Crap I was about to forget what I was doing and throw in the winking smiley.
“To be honest I don’t see most guys as the threesome guys. “–I wouldn’t even know what to do if a guy suggested a threesome. That just has no appeal to me and I don’t think the guy would appeal much after that either.
“That just has no appeal to me and I don’t think the guy would appeal much after that either.”
I think that the threesome idea is a little of an urban myth. It is one of those things that silly little girls (meaning adult but childish) talk about being into in the same way they think it is risque to sing “I kissed a girl.”
Guys can barely handle one chick- how many of them can come close to handling two. Unless of course the two girls are handling each other and then he doesn’t have to put any effort into it.
Lame all around.
“Guys can barely handle one chick- how many of them can come close to handling two.”–I’m sure they would at least attempt two women but if a woman wanted two guys, the first guy would be out of there before he could even get it pants zipped back up.
“Guys can barely handle one chick- how many of them can come close to handling two. Unless of course the two girls are handling each other and then he doesn’t have to put any effort into it.”
I think in a man’s fantasy they are handling him. He isn’t worrying about pleasing two women. He is just laying back and receiving all the lust for him they have.
“I’m sure they would at least attempt two women but if a woman wanted two guys, the first guy would be out of there before he could even get it pants zipped back up.”
Oh I’m sure there are lots of guys who secretly think about that kind of thing. Like him and his best friend doing the girlfriend. I’m sure it’s more common then we think.
“Oh I’m sure there are lots of guys who secretly think about that kind of thing. Like him and his best friend doing the girlfriend.”–as long as they don’t have to actual touch each other.
“I think in a man’s fantasy they are handling him. He isn’t worrying about pleasing two women. He is just laying back and receiving all the lust for him they have.”
I want to meet the normal girl who is into this. Not the chick who is drunk or the girl whose self esteem is so low that this is how she finds herself appealing to men. Where is that girl?
“Like him and his best friend doing the girlfriend. I’m sure it’s more common then we think.”
Why does Brody Jenner come to mind? Man I hate that guy. Excuse me while I vomit a little in my mouth and then go brush my teeth.
“I want to meet the normal girl who is into this. Not the chick who is drunk or the girl whose self esteem is so low that this is how she finds herself appealing to men. Where is that girl?”–I’m right here! Oh wait, I thought you WERE looking for the drunk with no self esteem cause that’s me. (smiley just being a smart ass, glad it’s Friday night)
“I’m right here! Oh wait, I thought you WERE looking for the drunk with no self esteem cause that’s me. (smiley just being a smart ass, glad it’s Friday night)”
Wait what?! Is Nitsy confessing something? -really needing some of her vicodin smiley
“really needing some of her vicodin smiley”–no way! I guard that as if my life depends on it. And it just might.
“–no way! I guard that as if my life depends on it. And it just might.”
I don’t actually want any. I just miss having some. -drug induced smiley
Man I wrote that first part 15 minutes ago. Went to youtube looking for something and got caught up in Katt Williams videos.
Damn youtube
“I want to meet the normal girl who is into this. Not the chick who is drunk or the girl whose self esteem is so low that this is how she finds herself appealing to men. Where is that girl?”
Again, I’m sure there is one or two out there. I think alot of people have some “kink” in them.
But I agree, I would be too busy trying to cut the other bitch for trying to upstage me then worrying about this dudes pleasure.
“Went to youtube looking for something and got caught up in Katt Williams videos.”
He’s funny. I think. Isn’t he the black guy that has some pimp thing going for him?
“I think that the threesome idea is a little of an urban myth. It is one of those things that silly little girls (meaning adult but childish) talk about being into in the same way they think it is risque to sing “I kissed a girl.” ”
I think they’re real, but I think they’re only real for idiots because I can’t imagine that it’s sexy or fun at all.
But you know what, before every girl that it was Risque to sing Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl” some people were just awesome when they sang “I kissed a girl 13 years ago …
thank you.
“B or Chill-
Can we get “They can fucking suck my donkey dick” moved to Beat Off Bread. ”
I cannot do anything outside the realm of posting news. I can only approve spam on posts that I start… and I can’t even seem to do that all the time. So yeah. Like most things, that’s all B.
“some people were just awesome when they sang “I kissed a girl 13 years ago …”
That is the song I always think of when they talk about Katy’s song. But I thought it was Jane Wiedlin from the Go Go’s that sang it. Thanks for clearing that up.
Back to that video just now. She was performing on 120 minutes. I remember loving that show. I loved Headbangers Ball too.
MTV sucks now. Do they even remember what they used to be?
Yeah no, Jill Sobule, she’s the same one who sang the “I’m gonna be a supermodel” song from Clueless – if you ever saw that one…
When I first heard that there was another song called “I kissed a girl” I thought it was a cover. but no, even more lame it was a whole other song about kissing a girl.
As far as MTV… MTV2 actually has a thing now called “MTV2 Legit” or something where they show all sorts of old stuff from back in the day, including videos. but they show ren and stimpy and beavis and butthead and even The State.
MTV, like VH1 just became pop culture television, not music television.
Oh and since you watched 120 minutes, if you ever wondered if Matt Pinfield was on speed – he totally was. That man is insane.
“When I first heard that there was another song called “I kissed a girl” I thought it was a cover. but no, even more lame it was a whole other song about kissing a girl.”
I thought it was a cover too. And when it blew up like it did it sucked that no one pointed out that this had all been done before.
“MTV, like VH1 just became pop culture television, not music television.”
Yeah you have to go to youtube now to watch videos.
“Oh and since you watched 120 minutes, if you ever wondered if Matt Pinfield was on speed – he totally was. That man is insane.”
I loved Matt Pinfield. He was such a music dork but he knew everything about music and I loved that.
What was the guy’s name who loved punk music and therefore hated Avril?
I don’t mind the Katy Perry version. but it definitely doesn’t hold anything to the Jill Sobule version, I mean she says “He’s such a hairy Behemoth”.
I met Matt Pinfield once. It was a few years ago, way after the MTV era, that man was still on Speed but he was super cool and super nice.
Not sure who the guy is you’re talking about. I was going to say I didn’t have cable in the 90’s but Avril wasn’t around in the 90’s…so uh, um. Carson Daly? cause he hated everyone. I loved him.
I don’t remember the guys name. It wasn’t Carson though. Crap I hate not being able to remember things.
Uh… Jesse Camp?
I can’t really remember any of the VJ’s who would have been around in the Avril era. There was that guy who was like Matt Pinfield but with hair, Dave something or other. Uh. That’s all I got.
“Uh… Jesse Camp?”
Oh no not him. I hated that guy.
No this guy looked a little like Patton Oswalt if I am remembering him right. He was a little like Matt Pinfield in the way he seemed to know everything about punk and underground music.
He was on Cribs years ago. He had all sorts of horror movie stuff and Kiss stuff.
Damn.
Speaking of MTV, does anybody remember Nina Blackwood or Alan Hunter or Martha Quinn? (smiley feeling really old right about now)
“Speaking of MTV, does anybody remember Nina Blackwood or Alan Hunter or Martha Quinn? (smiley feeling really old right about now)”
Of course I remember them Nitsy.
Ruby,
“There was that guy who was like Matt Pinfield but with hair, Dave something or other. ”
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0391790/
Dave Holmes, that has to be who you’re thinking of cause he definitely resembles Patton Oswalt.
I loved Dave Holmes. If I remember correctly he was the runner up in the “who wants to be an MTV VJ contest” and he lost to Jesse Camp, but Jesse Camp was only on MTV for maybe a month… and Dave lasted a lot longer and went on to do a lot of other crap. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jesse Camp died of a Heroin overdose or something.
Nitsy,
I remember them… I also remember Downtown Julie brown… when MTV played videos, when Pauly Shore was on MTV, when beavis and butthead came into the world, etc.
MTV is only 1 year older than I am.
“MTV is only 1 year older than I am”–oh man, now I REALLY feel old (sad smiley reaching for my walking cane and Metamucil)
So Chill, what kind of fun stuff have you done since your arrival? Have you been to the beach? Hollywood Blvd is the best place to people watch. Have you scoped out all the great malls by where you live? Discovered any great restaurants? And no matter what Lailai says, Disneyland is the best!
Sorry Chill it isn’t Dave. I can’t even tell you how much this bugs me.
Found him!! Iann Robinson- he hated Avril and most of the other people being played on MTV. I liked him.
http://images.suite101.com/104128_robinson.jpg
sorry for making you feel old Nitsy. (trying to look sad but really smiling on the inside smile)
Oh. I hated Ian Robinson Ruby and I definitely think Dave looks more like that guy than Ian. Ian was a douche. He started out on MTV as a guest on a show and they hired him and then they fired him. I hated him.
“So Chill, what kind of fun stuff have you done since your arrival? Have you been to the beach? Hollywood Blvd is the best place to people watch. Have you scoped out all the great malls by where you live? Discovered any great restaurants? And no matter what Lailai says, Disneyland is the best!”
I have been to Santa Monica, Venice and Redondo. So far I like Redondo the best. Venice was probably the worst and Santa Monica was kinda boring.
I hate Hollywood Blvd but crap that is where I am leaving to go in just a few minutes. If it was more locals than tourist I probably wouldn’t hate it so much but those tourists are terrible.
Haven’t found any good malls, though I’ve been to some and yes, found a great restaurant near my place. I really like the California Pizza Kitchen too… but we had them in MD, even though I never went.
Found a great movie store. A lot of cool little hand crafted gifts type stores too. Amazingly I feel pretty comfortable driving around and I can find my way around pretty easy (though the GPS is a total lifesaver).
I still don’t know what people are talking about with the traffic, because the traffic here is still nothing compared to the east coast… but maybe I’ve just gotten lucky, I’ve only taken the 405 a couple times, I typically try to go the “avoid freeways” route because I want to see stuff.
Still haven’t been to Disneyland yet. But I do plan to go eventually. I love Disney!
Honestly I haven’t gotten out much yet. I still have a lot to do around my apartment and I’m trying to conserve money.
I hate that there isn’t a lot of free parking because paying to park is one of the stupidest inventions on the planet.
I also love the valley and have not yet found it all that hard to get around the valley or out of the valley. Again, maybe I’ve just gotten lucky and in a month or 5 my opinion will change…
but so far, I pretty much love it but I need to live in sun block!
thanks for asking!
“Venice was probably the worst “–did you just go to the beach or did you go to the area with all the funky stores and local artists? it’s the type of place I imagine Shayna at.
“I hate Hollywood Blvd but crap that is where I am leaving to go in just a few minutes. If it was more locals than tourist I probably wouldn’t hate it so much but those tourists are terrible.”–I think the tourists tend to be there more during the day, (they are too afraid to go at night). So, why are you going down there this time of night?
“I still don’t know what people are talking about with the traffic”–what time of day do you go driving? If you go in the morning between like 6 and 8 or in the afternoon between 3 and 6, it can be pretty bad. In the mornings it will mostly be the south-bound and west-bound traffic of people coming in to work and afternoon is north-bound and east-bound of people getting off work. But if you are finding all the secret ways, great for you!
“I also love the valley and have not yet found it all that hard to get around the valley or out of the valley. “–what part of the valley do you live in? Don’t worry, I’m not going to come stalk you or anything (friendly winky) and I’m not sure if you already said or if you don’t want to say that’s fine. Just curious.
Glad you’re having fun!
OK, this is obviously bootleg, but how can we not love it!
Oh sorry, I meant to post that under General Chatter. I’ll go put it there also so it doesn’t get missed.
“did you just go to the beach or did you go to the area with all the funky stores and local artists? it’s the type of place I imagine Shayna at. ”
No, I’m not a big beach person so for me it has to have a beach and an interesting place to walk around. In Venice, the problem was the people. The shops were kinda cool. I bought a ring. I’m kind of obsessed with glass rings and they seem to have them everywhere here.
“I think the tourists tend to be there more during the day, (they are too afraid to go at night). So, why are you going down there this time of night?”
Ha ha. they weren’t afraid tonite! There were a ton of people, took me like 20 minutes just to get down hollywood Boulevard. Anyway, I went because a band I adore and know from New York was playing at the Knitting Factory. I am now also going to see them in San Diego tomorrow because I won’t have to pay for a ticket, just the gas to get there.
“what time of day do you go driving?”
between the two times I came out here and now living here, I have been on the road anywhere from as early as 5am to as late as 11 pm typically. I’ve definitely been on the 405 and the 101 during traffic times. The other day on the 134 I hit some traffic from an accident but it only took about 10 minutes to get around. In Baltimore it would have taken about 45 minutes to an hour for me to get around.
I’m not, by any means, implying that there is no traffic. But my experience so far is that traffic doesn’t completely stop for 45 minutes. No, even when traffic slows down to near stopping, it’s only about 5 minutes/10 minutes max before it starts moving again and within 20 minutes you’re moving at a good pace again.
I have anxiety attacks when I’m stuck in traffic because I start to panic about really dumb crap. I had them all the time in Baltimore, I haven’t had one yet here.
““–what part of the valley do you live in? ”
Well Lailai is the one who lives in the Valley right? She’s the one I have to fear. She’ll knife me. I know it!
Well, crap. Let’s just say that I live where…um. crap. So I can walk out to the end of my block, where the main road is, and I can see hollywood hills. I apparently live where all the celebrities live. Billy from Good Charlotte lives here. Britney spears lives in the hills not too far from here. I was 5 minutes down the road from here when I saw Ashlee Simpson.
Basically I have to walk out of my apartment everyday looking cute because I never know who I may end up seeing.
and you may not believe it, but I didn’t move here on purpose. I just loved the area and love my complex. it wasn’t until after I signed the lease that I found out exactly where it was that I was living.
okay fine.
Watch Valley Girl. That’s basically where I live.
“And no matter what Lailai says, Disneyland is the best!”
Disneyland sucks monkey butt.-winky smiley pretending to be playful but deep down really not loving Disney.
“Venice was probably the worst”
haha Why did you hate Venice?
“I really like the California Pizza Kitchen too”
They are on Twitter. Have no idea why they are on Twitter but their memu said to check them out there. -eye rolling smiley thinking CPK is starting getting a little pretenious for a place that serves cheeseburger pizza.
“I still don’t know what people are talking about with the traffic, because the traffic here is still nothing compared to the east coast… but maybe I’ve just gotten lucky”
It’s the freeways people complain about not surface streets as much. And it’s cause people commute everyday. My mom drove 2 hours EACH WAY to work in stop and go traffic. That’s the stuff that wears you down. And sadly it isn’t uncommon.
“I am now also going to see them in San Diego tomorrow because I won’t have to pay for a ticket, just the gas to get there.”
Well damn the gas to get to San Diego is enough!!
“Well Lailai is the one who lives in the Valley right? She’s the one I have to fear. She’ll knife me. I know it! ”
Yeah that’s me living across the hall from you….and going through your trash.
“Yeah that’s me living across the hall from you….and going through your trash.” – not sure if she is joking or serious so you had better get “you know what” out of the trash Chill smiley
“Disneyland sucks monkey butt.-winky smiley pretending to be playful but deep down really not loving Disney. ”
Well I know Disneyland won’t compare to Disneyworld…
“haha Why did you hate Venice?” In Maryland our big beach area was Ocean City. I used to go every summer when I was a kid and as I grew up I just grew to hate it. There were a few too many years of Jellyfish but the people were just what inevitably ruined it.
Venice, it was just the people! I didn’t hate it, I just wasn’t impressed.
“They are on Twitter.”
The FBI is on twitter. There is nothing worse than that.
“It’s the freeways people complain about not surface streets as much.”
Yeah that’s what I’m saying, I haven’t had much trouble on the freeways at all. I don’t think it’s any worse than the traffic I’ve experienced on the east. But maybe if I start a 9 to 5…
“Well damn the gas to get to San Diego is enough!!”
Eh, not really. My car gets pretty decent highway mileage. and you really just can’t turn down this guy… or a guestlist invite.
“Yeah that’s me living across the hall from you….and going through your trash.”
So all this time you’ve been lying to us!? You’re really a white dude? and can you keep down a little? do you really need to make smoothies at 1 am?
“– not sure if she is joking or serious so you had better get “you know what” out of the trash Chill smiley”
The kitty litter?
“not sure if she is joking or serious so you had better get “you know what” out of the trash Chill smiley”
I never joke about trash digging.
“Venice, it was just the people! I didn’t hate it, I just wasn’t impressed.”
Do you mean cause the people are freaks or cause there were too many of them?
“But maybe if I start a 9 to 5… ”
You’ll be hurting. Its the day to day that gets ya. But like you said, you may be used to it.
“So all this time you’ve been lying to us!? You’re really a white dude? and can you keep down a little? do you really need to make smoothies at 1 am?”
Why you got to be hating on my 1 am smoothies? What do you think gives me the energy to post all night long?
And no I am not a white man. That cut real deep Chill. Real deep. Apparently a lady can’t wear a mullet anymore without her gender being questioned.
“– not sure if she is joking or serious so you had better get “you know what” out of the trash Chill smiley–The kitty litter?”
Already got it. Why do you think the blender is so loud?
“Well I know Disneyland won’t compare to Disneyworld…”
Neither compare to Silver Dollar City… don’t hate.
“My car gets pretty decent highway mileage. and you really just can’t turn down this guy… or a guestlist invite.”
Or the opportunity to go on the road with him as his “personal therapist.” I did that once, the stories I could tell about that carni circuit would curl your hair. It would also fall out but it would be worth it.
“do you really need to make smoothies at 1 am?”
It would be rude to make them at 4 am.
“The kitty litter?”
That is one I have never heard them called. I will remember that one.
“Do you mean cause the people are freaks”
Oh I love freaks, can you define freaks?
“Apparently a lady can’t wear a mullet anymore without her gender being questioned.”
It wouldn’t happen in this town. There are some still rocking Billy Ray’s mullet from the Achy Breaky days. Their kids still rock the rat tail too.
“Already got it. Why do you think the blender is so loud?”
I would have guessed the ice but a good charcoal litter will settle your stomach.
“Do you mean cause the people are freaks or cause there were too many of them?”
If your definition is my definition of trash, yeah. I’m not a big fan of trashy people.
“You’ll be hurting. Its the day to day that gets ya. But like you said, you may be used to it.”
At one point I lived 6 miles from my job. It took me typically 45 minutes most days to go 6 miles. Oh and that was taking the back roads because it would have taken even longer to take the highway.
I moved and lived 15 miles from work. But I started going in an hour early and it still took me about a half hour to get there and that was, again, because I would jump off the highway before the traffic started otherwise it would have taken me about an hour to get there.
traffic is just nothing new and my point is just that it’s not worse here than anything else.
“Why you got to be hating on my 1 am smoothies? What do you think gives me the energy to post all night long?”
I’ll stop hating, sorry…but can’t you invite me over sometime? sheesh.
“And no I am not a white man. That cut real deep Chill. Real deep. Apparently a lady can’t wear a mullet anymore without her gender being questioned.”
Oh there is no mullet, you’re a pretty fashionable dude. Just wonder why you’re lying to us all!
“Already got it. Why do you think the blender is so loud?”
So does cat pee taste good then? scratch that…don’t invite me over.
“Neither compare to Silver Dollar City… don’t hate. ”
I’m going to imagine silver dollar city is like a south of the border. place which boasts greatness through tons of advertising but it’s really just nothing?
“Or the opportunity to go on the road with him as his “personal therapist.” I did that once, the stories I could tell about that carni circuit would curl your hair. It would also fall out but it would be worth it.”
If I could get paid to tour with a band like them or some of the others I love… I would do it in a heartbeat. whether it’s personal therapist, shoe cleaner, van driver, video recorder, cool chick in the crowd acting a fool… whatever. I’ve followed bands enough on my own to know I could handle it.
“It wouldn’t happen in this town. There are some still rocking Billy Ray’s mullet from the Achy Breaky days. Their kids still rock the rat tail too. ”
OH the Rat tail!!!